tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31113419001393115592012-02-16T13:10:09.919-08:00~ZhEnG~http://www.blogger.com/profile/02966773480006354440noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111341900139311559.post-68772496775903926252008-04-22T02:26:00.000-07:002008-04-22T03:17:47.382-07:00在我刚刚进4S6的时候啦...<br /><br />我好像发现到一个<span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>六年级</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">的女生进来我们的班</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>找她的GOR GOR~或JIE JIE~</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">叻! </span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">不过她又好像是</span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6666;"><strong>不小心</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">穿到她的</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>应该是念着中学的姐姐的校服喔...</strong></span><br /><br />无聊的我其实也不会无聊到<span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc9933;"><strong>GAP</strong><span style="font-size:100%;color:#000000;">小妹妹的...所以+当然我<span style="font-size:180%;">睬她都傻啦!</span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">第二天...</span><span style="font-size:85%;">第三天...</span><span style="font-size:100%;">第四天...</span><span style="font-size:130%;">第五天...</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>下个星期一...</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">她还是出现在我们班叻!</span><br /><br />这足以证这位<span style="font-size:78%;"><em>小妹妹</em></span><span style="font-size:100%;">是和我同班的!</span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">而且是去年每次听</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>肥佬LOW</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">提的那个女孩子叻!名为:</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#000000;">刘晓彦!!!!!!</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Aiyo...她真的是太KAWAII了!!!整个Rabbit酱!</span></strong><br /><br />头又<span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>小, </strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">眼睛又</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>大, </strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">皮肤又<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ffcccc;">白</span></strong>到整个鬼酱, 头发又短短喔...而且那个耳多也<strong><span style="font-size:78%;">小小</span></strong>个整个玩具酱<strong>!</strong></span><br /><strong></strong><br />所以我超喜欢弄她<span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>小小</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">的</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>头!</strong></span><span style="font-size:85%;">(<em>呵呵呵...别告诉我酱讲她叻...我会害羞的叻...shhhh~)</em></span><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>跟据我精心调查后,以下是我的试验:</strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">AIM:</span></strong>看她头一天能容忍我弄多少次<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>HYPOTHESIS:</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">不管我怎样弄,她都能忍</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>APPARATUS:</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">我的手,她的头</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>MANIPULATED VARIABLE:</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">一天弄她头的次数</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>RESPONDING VARIABLE:</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">她是否生气</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>FIXED VARIABLE:</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">弄头时的力度</span><br /><strong></strong><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>PROCEDURE:</strong> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">1)晓彦所在的位置已被寻获</span><br /> 2)手以被放在她头上<br /> 3)她头发已被我手弄乱<br /> 4)她脸上的表情已被观察<br /> 5)所关察到的一切已被记录进我的BLOG<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">OBSERVATION:一天被弄的次数 脸部表情</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong> 1次 笑</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> 2次 笑</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> 3次 笑</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> 4次 看着我,假笑</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> 5次 看着我,假笑</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"> 6次 看着我,假笑</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><strong>PRECAUTION:</strong><span style="font-size:100%;">主意四周确定没有老师</span><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>CONCLUSION: </strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">1)她有超好的忍耐性</span><br /> 2)我长得还不错!<span style="font-size:85%;"><strong> (不然她做莫名其4次后就一直看着我)</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><strong> </strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> 3)hypothesis is accepted!</span><br /><br />这项试验以圆满结束,谢谢各方的合做.<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><strong></strong><br /> <br /><strong></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3111341900139311559-6877249677590392625?l=waiyongzheng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>~ZhEnG~http://www.blogger.com/profile/02966773480006354440noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111341900139311559.post-41476224179247737572008-04-15T03:44:00.000-07:002008-04-22T02:17:18.253-07:00我回来了!!!<br /><br />今天我看回我的<span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>BLOG</strong><span style="font-size:100%;">时<strong>,</strong>想起我小学</span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>三</strong><strong>年级</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">我老师说:</span><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">你写作文再不空行我就鞭你!!!</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br />老师,如今我<span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>15岁</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">了咯...不过还是忘记要空行,</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>对不起...</strong></span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">从此以后,我写BLOG一定会空行了...对不起...老师...</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br />回到正题: 我到底读哪里和住哪里哦?<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Hmmm~</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">其实我是在离</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>马来西亚</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">不会太<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">远</span></strong>也不会太</span><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>近</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">的,名为:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>八</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">个</span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Darling</strong></span> 的 <span style="font-size:180%;color:#000000;"><strong>公蕉<span style="font-size:85%;">(<em>广东话)</em></span></strong><span style="font-size:100%;">中学...</span></span><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3111341900139311559-4147622417924773757?l=waiyongzheng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>~ZhEnG~http://www.blogger.com/profile/02966773480006354440noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111341900139311559.post-81769878487464193582008-04-08T03:36:00.000-07:002008-04-08T04:13:16.191-07:00Hmmm~我是谁?<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">哈!惨咯!</span></strong><br />真的要我讲咩???<br />真的?<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>真的!</strong></span><span style="font-size:78%;">(其实是我自问自答,这种叫<strong>反问</strong>修辞法)</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>呵呵呵...</em>难得我肯教你华语叻...要珍惜噢...</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><em>呵呵呵...</em>好啦...回来正题啦!</span><br />我是一个很很很<span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>渺小</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">的一个生物名为<span style="font-size:78%;"><strong>人类</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">啦...</span></span><br />活在一个很很很<span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>大</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">的星球名为</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>地球</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">啦...</span><br />我是一位<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>男生,</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">他们都叫我</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>韦庸正</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">啦...</span><br />请不要把我和以前的<span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>雍正皇帝</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">比</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>!!!</strong></span><br />因为我门差<span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>太太太</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">远了...让我来给你们看些例子</span><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>:</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><em>Equation 1:</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><em>认真+严肃+有钱+聪明+有千多个老婆+当皇帝=雍正皇帝</em></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><em>白痴+没脑+无聊+穷+一无所有=韦庸正</em></strong></span><br />不过直少我门还有'一发'是相同的...<br /><em>呵呵呵...</em><br /><em><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Equation 2:</span></strong></em><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><em>YONG ZHENG=韦庸正=雍正皇帝</em></strong></span><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><em>(</em></strong>至少我门<strong>后面的两个音</strong>是一样的<strong><em>)</em></strong></span><br /><em>呵呵呵...</em><br />我的数学不赖吧...<br />今年(2008),我的年龄是15+100000-100000+200000-200000=?<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>?</strong></span><span style="font-size:100%;">就是我的岁数了!</span><br />科学家怔明生物都会<strong>找自己的配偶</strong>...<br />虽说我也是生物,但是<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">我这样的人类是注定找不到配偶的</span>...</strong><br />因为<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>生成条件+朔造条件</strong>跟本就是没人要地...</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">T.T...很感动吧...</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">由于时间有限,所以请等下一期吧!</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">掰掰~</span><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></em></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3111341900139311559-8176987848746419358?l=waiyongzheng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>~ZhEnG~http://www.blogger.com/profile/02966773480006354440noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3111341900139311559.post-1280654559044522462008-04-08T03:24:00.000-07:002008-04-08T03:35:41.405-07:00Haiz...其实我连看blog的次数简直是少到......<br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>没话讲!!!</strong></span><br />请不要问我为什么会开始写咯...<br />因为原因真的超级简单...那就是...<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">我手想写咯!!!</span></strong><br />我知道现在你很冷...但是没有变咯...<br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">因为现在外面下着雨然后你有坐在冷气房里!!!</span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3111341900139311559-128065455904452246?l=waiyongzheng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>~ZhEnG~http://www.blogger.com/profile/02966773480006354440noreply@blogger.com0